Figugegl

Okay. So I know it's late but you have to know about my amazing discovery today.

Earlier today, while fondue-ing it up, I decided to go against all the wisdom of all my teachers from grades 5 through 16. I decided to turn to Wikipedia as a legitimate source of information. And boy, let me tell you, it did not disappoint. Side note: Did you know. That the store-bought, pre-made cheese fondue is the most disgusting thing on the planet earth and that your grandma (even if she likes fancy foods) will have to agree with you on that. So. I think the lesson we all learned here: make your own cheese fondue.
Back to Wikipedia, I learned interesting things about fondue. Including, but not limited to, scrambled eggs and the Swiss cheese union using fondue as a way to make people eat more cheese! (That may have been misleading, scrambled eggs is in the article but has nothing to do with the Swiss cheese union part.)
But.
The best, most important discovery I made: figugegl
It is an abbreviation of the Swiss phrase: fondue is good and creates a good mood.

And tonight, my dear friends, I certainly have to agree, figugegl to all, and to all a good night!

Mmmm

Dear Jessica,
Thank you for giving us a great reason to go to the Garden restaurant. It was delicious!
Sincerely,
Chris and Carlie

The dictionary says that in order to make a mud pie you have to be a kid. Oh yeah? Take that, dictionary! 

gnarly rainstorm + lots of mud --> clogged drain = flooded neighbors :(